Th-th-the... Oc-Oc-Oct... The Octarians are coming! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Oh, uh, hi... Guess I lost my cool for a minute there! I'm Cap'n Cuttlefish, leader of the legendary Squidbeak Splatoon!
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That look in your eye... It's the look I've been lookin' for!
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The Great Zapfish that powers Inkopolis has been squidnapped! Nobody believes me, but it's the work of the Octarians! I just know it! They want revenge for the Great Turf War of 100 years ago!
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I've been keepin' an eye on them this whole time, of course... But they stole the Great Zapfish right out from under my nose! Please! You gotta help me rescue the Great Zapfish!
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... ... ... So...
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I'm gonna take your silence as a yes. Starting today, you are Agent 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon! This is your brand-new Hero Suit! It'll help you fight the Octarians. What a great fit! (For a hand-me-down from Agents 1 and 2...)
Now let's go get those Octojerks! I'm countin' on you, bucko!
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Arriving after defeating the Final Boss:
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Agent 3! I've been waiting for you! Thanks to you, peace has returned to Inkopolis!
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Not that anyone besides me will be thanking you for it...
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But that's the hero's way. The path we walk is a lonely one.
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Oh, this guy? This is none other than DJ Octavio himself! I figured I'd let him rest here for a while. He's been through a lot.
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Isn't he cute?
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You know, bucko... That gleam in your eye is even stronger now! You have my eternal gratitude.