User:Tons-of-ducks
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hi hello
im tons-of-ducks, welcome to my page. pull up a chair.
the reason im here is because i get angry whenever i see something misspelled and i have the urge to translate things from japanese into english if they aren't already. also im hyped for s3.
other games i like include TF2 (bonk), League of Legends (LET'S GET FLOOFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Hollow Knight (currently putting off like 5 boss fights), the Ori games (started replaying Will of The Wisps but forgot to finish), and Pikuniku (pikuniku means either picnic or pink meat. either one makes sense.)
weapons i main:
- Custom Dualie Squelchers (S2)
- Octo Shot Replica (S2)
- E-Liter 4K [insert comedic sniper reference here] (S2)
- Splat Charger (S3)
how i got into splatoon:
i dont remember a lot but i first got into it around 6-7 years ago, back in ye olde splatoon 1 days (cries). anyway, i got hyperfixated on it and then forgot about it a couple years later. i never really thought about it after that. a few years later (a year-ish ago) i was on youtube going through my recommended, when i saw the s3 announcement trailer. i thought "hey i used to be into it, didnt realize they were makin a third one" and the hyperfixation came back for revenge
and now im here, checking for punctuation and grammar and spelling and all that jazz in random articles that no one ever looks at. it's fun though.
some other things you might wanna know:
things i like about splatoon:
- i like lore a lot in case you didnt already read that
- my favorite octo canyon level is the octopark and my favorite octo expansion station is gnarly rails station
- favorite bands are dedf1sh, off the hook, turquoise october, and diss-pair (if diss-pair arent the sploon 3 idols im going to cry) (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now im crying)
- i stand by the opinion that pearl has a really cute design, if you dont like her... just why
- cute cephalopods
- big man
things about me:
- im on the autism spectrum
- my favorite food is pancakes bacon and eggs
- i know english (native) and japanese (my parents forced me to learn it)
- i have a pixilart, you can find it here
- favorite bands / music artists include Patricia Taxxon, AJR, Graham Kartna, Queens of the Stone Age, Vundabar, and Louie Zong
splatfest choices
never participated in any splatfests (never had S1, didnt get S2 until 2022) but if i did participate, these would be my choices. i was going to make a separate page for this, but inkipedia wouldnt let me. said something about an error. eh whatever
YO WASSUP if you're reading this im editing this part right now, so stay tuned for changes. or dont.
S1
NA & international fests:
| Splatfest Name | Team I Chose | Region | End Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cats vs. Dogs | Cats | NA | Lose... |
| Roller Coasters vs. Water Slides | Roller Coasters | NA | Win! |
| Marshmallows vs. Hot Dogs | Marshmallows | NA | Win! |
| Autobots vs. Decepticons | Neither | NA | --- |
| Art vs. Science | Art | NA | Win! |
| Cars vs. Planes | Neither | NA | --- |
| Pirates vs. Ninjas | Pirates | NA | Win! |
| Burgers vs. Pizza | Burgers | NA | Win! |
| Naughty vs. Nice | Neither | NA | --- |
| Past vs. Future | Future | NA | Lose... |
| Pokémon Red vs. Pokémon Blue | Neither | NA | --- |
| Snowman vs. Sandcastle | Snowman | NA | Lose... |
| SpongeBob vs. Patrick | Neither | NA, EU | --- |
| Fancy Party vs. Costume Party | Fancy Party | WORLDWIDE!!! | Win! |
| Early Bird vs. Night Owl | Night Owl | NA | Win! |
| Callie vs. Marie | Callie | WORLDWIDE!!! | Lose... |
Reasons Why:
- Cats vs. Dogs: dogs are seriously super loud. i know cats can be too but damn
EU fests:
| Splatfest Name | Team I Chose | End Result |
|---|---|---|
| Rock vs. Pop | Rock | Win! |
| Eating vs. Sleeping | Eating | Win! |
| North Pole vs. South Pole | Neither | --- |
| Singing vs. Dancing | Singing | Win! |
| Messy vs. Tidy | Messy | Win! |
| Zombies vs. Ghosts | Zombies | Lose... |
| Delicious vs. Disgusting | Neither | --- |
| Fit vs. Rich | Neither | --- |
| Barbarian vs. Ninja | Barbarian | Win! |
| Hoverboard vs. Jet Pack | Jet Pack | Lose... |
| World Tour vs. Space Adventure | World Tour | Win! |
JP fests:
S2
North America, Oceania, and International Splatfests
| Splatfest Name | Team I Chose | Region | End Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cake vs. Ice Cream | Ice Cream | NA | Win! |
| Mayo vs. Ketchup | Ketchup | WORLDWIDE!!! | Lose... |
| Flight vs. Invisibility | Flight | NA, EU, OC | Win! |
| Vampire vs. Werewolf | Vampire | NA | Win! |
| Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy | Sci-Fi | NA | Lose... |
| Sweater vs. Sock | Neither | NA | --- |
| Action vs. Comedy | Comedy | WORLDWIDE!!! | Win! |
| Money vs. Love | Love | WORLDWIDE!!! | Win! |
| Chicken vs. Egg | Egg | NA, EU, OC | Lose... |
| Baseball vs. Soccer | Baseball | NA, OC | Win! |
| The TMNT Tournament | Literally none | NA, OC | --- |
| Pulp vs. No-Pulp | No-Pulp | NA, OC | Lose... |
| Squid vs. Octopus | Neither | WORLDWIDE!!! | --- |
| Fork vs. Spoon | Neither | NA, OC | --- |
| Retro vs. Modern | Neither | NA, OC | --- |
| Trick vs. Treat | Trick | WORLDWIDE!!! | Lose... |
| Salsa vs. Guac | Guac | NA | Lose... |
| Hero vs. Villain | Neither | WORLDWIDE!!! | --- |
| Fam vs. Friend | Friend | WORLDWIDE!!! | Win! |
| Pancake vs. Waffle | Pancake | NA, OC | Lose... |
| Knight vs. Wizard | Knight | WORLDWIDE!!! | Lose... |
| Hare vs. Tortoise | Hare | WORLDWIDE!!! | Win! |
| Time Travel vs. Teleportation | Teleportation | NA, OC | Win! |
| Unicorn vs. Narwhal | Narwhal | NA, OC | Win! |
| Chaos vs. Order | Order | WORLDWIDE!!! | Lose... |
| Super Mushroom vs. Super Star | Super Star | WORLDWIDE!!! | Lose... |
Reasons Why:
- Cake vs. Ice Cream: ice cream doesn't make me feel as bleh after eating it as cake does
- Mayo vs. Ketchup: mayo is unbelievably disgusting on anything other than chicken sandwiches. ketchup tastes better, goes with more things, and is better for you (no really it is, look it up)
- Flight vs Invisibility: flight seems more useful. plus i can go where ever i want to when ever, such as... actually, i'll get back to you on that
- Vampire vs. Werewolf: no real reason i cant pinpoint, i guess i just prefer vampires.
- Sci-Fi vs. Fantasy: have you ever read The Giver? that's why i chose team sci-fi.
- Sweater vs. Sock: both sound ugly and extremely itchy. im pretty sure everyone hates itchy things, but i especially hate them.
- Action vs. Comedy: never seen any action movies (i think?). also i just like funny things
- Money vs. Love: im not a greedy pig.
- Chicken vs. Egg: the thing that marina said about genetic mutation makes a ton of sense.
- Baseball vs. Soccer: first off, soccer players are weaklings who fall over at the slightest tap. second, baseball seems more fun, it's the favorite game of one of my favorite comic characters, and also i can legally make scout references (BONK!!!!!!!!)
- The Entire TMNT Tournament: TMNT is... weird.
- Pulp vs. No Pulp: pulp has a weird texture. i hate weird textures (in food and fabric).
- Squid vs. Octopus: both. both are cute.
- Fork vs. Spoon: JUST USE A SPORK. OR YOUR HANDS. ACTUALLY WAIT DONT DO THAT IF IT'S LIQUIDY THAT'S JUST GROSS
- Retro vs. Modern: i think both are cool.
- Trick vs. Treat: i've been trying to cut back on sweets because my mom has a liver issue and i dont want the same thing to happen to me. also where else am i gonna find an excuse to egg people's houses??? (im comin' for ya, kim)
- Salsa vs. Guac: guac tastes better, UNLESS it's super spicy or it's liquidy
- Hero vs. Villain: i've only played smash bros once and i just played as the inkling the entire time. the devs said that the inklings arent really good or evil soooooooooooooo
- Fam vs. Friend: i dont actually know??? i guess i'd just prefer to hang out with friends???
- Pancake vs. Waffle: pancakes somehow taste better, even though they're the same thing as waffles
- Knight vs. Wizard: it's crusade time
- Hare vs. Tortoise: im not patient at all when it comes to most things
- Time Travel vs. Teleportation: no time paradoxes for me, thanks!!!!!!!!!
- Unicorn vs. Narwhal: unicorns are overrated
- Chaos vs. Order: both can be bad if there's too much, but i prefer order.
- Super Mushroom vs. Super Star: doo doo doo-doo doo doo dooooooooooo
Europe Splatfests
| Splatfest Name | Team I Chose | End Result |
|---|---|---|
| Front Roll vs. Back Roll | Front Roll | Win! |
| Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast | Warm Breakfast | Win! |
| Film vs. Book | Book | Lose... |
| Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN | Gherk-OUT | Win! |
| Salty vs. Sweet | Neither | --- |
| Adventure vs. Relax | Neither | --- |
| Eat It vs. Save It | Eat It | Lose... |
| Kid vs. Grown-Up | Grown-Up | Win! |
Reasons Why:
- Front Roll vs. Back Roll: putting it backwards infuriates me for no reason.
- Warm Breakfast vs. Cold Breakfast: my favorite breakfast is pancakes, bacon, and eggs. it's very yummy.
- Film vs. Book: i dont watch movies that often, and whenever my family does, they try to force me to watch it with them. i prefer books because i can just read them by myself.
- Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN: pickle bad
- Salty vs. Sweet: either type of popcorn is good.
- Adventure vs. Relax: i'd do either. it would just depend on how i was feeling.
- Eat It vs. Save It: pretty much how i eat my food.
- Kid vs. Grown-Up: i wanna move out and be responsible for myself. and also get a job at best buy while im at it.
Japan Splatfests:
| Splatfest Name | Team I Chose | End Result |
|---|---|---|
| Fries vs. McNuggets | McNuggets | Win! |
| Dexterity vs. Endurance | Neither | --- |
| Lemon vs. No Lemon | Lemon | Lose... |
| Inner Wear vs. Outer Wear | Outer Wear | Win! |
| Champion vs. Challenger | Neither | --- |
| Hana vs. Dango | Dango | Lose... |
| Newest vs. Most Popular | Most Popular | Win! |
| New Lifeform vs. Future Tech | New Lifeform | Lose... |
| Hello Kitty vs. Cinnamoroll | Cinnamoroll | Lose... |
| My Melody vs. Pompompurin | Pompompurin | Lose... |
| Hello Kitty vs. My Melody | My Melody | Win! |
| Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village | Mushroom Mountain | Win! |
| Tsubuan vs. Koshian | Neither | --- |
| Pocky Chocolate vs. Pocky: Gokuboso | Pocky Chocolate | Lose... |
| Boke vs. Tsukkomi | Tsukkomi | Lose... |
| Ce vs. Pa | Neither | --- |
| No Pineapple vs. Pineapple | No Pineapple | Win! |
Reasons Why:
- Fries vs. McNuggets: mcdonalds fries are bad. i said it. they aren't well done and they're unevenly salted.
- Dexterity vs. Endurance: see this is one of those things where no matter how much i try to figure it out im still confused in the end.
- Lemon vs. No Lemon: lemon is nice on fried food
- Inner Wear vs. Outer Wear: i have these 2 jackets i really like ok
- Champion vs. Challenger: only read the 1st book of the manga
- Hana vs. Dango: dango looks like it tastes really good | this is future me, only just learned about the japanese idiom, would probably be neutral in terms of it but i just really wanna try dango
- Newest vs. Most Popular: if it's popular that means it's really good. probably.
- New Lifeform vs. Future Tech: we should probably figure out what the hell is in the ocean.
- Hello Kitty vs. Cinnamoroll: did you think cinnamoroll is a bunny? nope, he's a dog apparently.
- My Melody vs. Pompompurin: (U~人~U) this is a dog in case you can't tell
- Hello Kitty vs. My Melody: why not?
- Mushroom Mountain vs. Bamboo Shoot Village: sounds more appetizing
- Tsubuan vs. Koshian: not to be rude, but both sound weird to me-
- Pocky Chocolate vs. Pocky: Gokuboso: gokuboso pocky sounds like it breaks in the box.
- Boke vs. Tsukkomi: im more of a tsukkomi most of the time
- Ce vs. Pa: don't watch baseball, let alone japanese baseball.
- No Pineapple vs. Pineapple: never tried subuta, but it doesn't sound like it's good with pineapple
place where i put pictures with funny captions
i was bored, ok?
pictures that are mine:
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it's paul with a mop (wow) (look at him go)
pictures that arent mine:
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dancing boi
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the evilest Munchkin™
tags
 | This user loves drawing! |
 | This user is a fan of Pearl. |
 | This user is a fan of Turquoise October. |
 | This user is a fan of Diss-Pair. |
| File:Hero Suit.png | This user beats Inner Agent 3! |
