Can't Touch This Station

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Can't Touch This Station
Get to the goal without getting hit or setting foot in any enemy ink!
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Station I04
Test Fee CQ Points 1,000
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Can't Touch This Station is a mission in the Octo Expansion.

Gameplay

The player must proceed to the end without getting hit by any enemy or stepping in any enemy ink. Doing either will result in the ink bomb on Agent 8's back exploding, costing them one life.

Gallery

Quotes

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C.Q. Cumber's Quotes

Please make your way to the goal without taking any damage.
If you touch even a single drop of enemy ink, it's game over I'm afraid.
It can be easy to lose track of ink on the ground, so watch your step.
You took damage - test failed.
You contacted enemy ink - test failed.

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Cap'n Cuttlefish's Quotes

And take care not to step in any enemy ink either!
Splat before you get splatted!
Enemy reinforcements dropping in! TEMPORARILY RETREAT!
This has to be the last vault. Find that key, squiddo!
Key ahoy!

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Marina's Quotes

OK - all you gotta do is get to the goal without taking any damage.
Keep moving forward as you ink turf.
That's a vault, which means there must be a key nearby!
Oh, great... The key is surrounded.
I can see the goal on the other side of that vault!
Enemies detected - proceed with caution!

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Pearl's Quotes

So don't even THINK about getting shot by an enemy. Got it?
You got the key - now get to the vault!
Then I guess they're all going down!
BAM! Let's head back.
Booyah - LET'S GO!

Trivia

  • The title and subtitle are both lyrics from the MC Hammer song U Can't Touch This.
  • This station has Mini 4WD floating around in the background. These miniature vehicle models were made by Tamiya.
  • The Dutch mission description erroneously states not to touch ink, giving the impression that it includes the player's ink.

Names in other languages

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Language Name Meaning
FlagJapan.svg Japanese 敵インク、踏んでびっくり
オーモーレ津駅
敵インクにふれずに ゴールせよ!
Teki inku, funde bikkuri
Ōmōre Tsu Eki
Teki inku ni furezu ni gōru seyo!
Surprised to step on enemy ink
Ōmōre Wharf Station[note 1]
Get to the goal without touching any enemy ink!
FlagNetherlands.svg Dutch Dollen met smetvrees
Zal dat goed aflopen?
Bereik het doel zonder inkt aan te raken!
To fool around with mysophobia
Will that turn out well?
Reach the goal without touching ink!
FlagGermany.svg German Ein falscher Schritt und ex!
Labytintgarten
Erreiche das Ziel, ohne gegnerische Tinte zu brühren!
One false step and ex[note 2]
Labyrink garden[note 3]
Reach the goal, without touching enemy ink!
FlagMexico.svg Spanish (NOA) La tinta rival es fatal
Senda Mecánica
Llega a la meta sin tocar tinta enemiga.
Rival ink is fatal
Mechanical Path
Reach the goal without touching enemy ink.

Translation notes

  1. A pun on "Ō, Mōretsu" (Oh, it's terrific). It was a Japanese buzzword in 1969.
  2. "ex" is a short word for "Explosion".
  3. "Labytint" comes from "Labyrinth" and "Tint" (ink).


Octo Expansion Stations
Line A
Line B
Line C
Line D
Line E
Line F
Line G
Line H
Line I
Line J
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