Squee-G Funk Station

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E08: Da Bomb Station
Deepsea Metro Line E
E10: Cratebuster Station

"Inkulators, mount up!"
Squee-G Funk Station
Ride the Squee-Gs to the goal!
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Station E09
Test Fee CQ Points 300
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and rewards

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CQ Points 1,000 CQ Points 1,700
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Squee-G Funk Station is a test in Splatoon 2's paid downloadable content, Octo Expansion. This station is unlocked after clearing Cratebuster Station or Da Bomb Station.


The player must clear either E08 Da Bomb Station or E10 Cratebuster Station to access this test. The shortest way to access this station is to clear E08 Da Bomb Station.


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The player must use either the Rapid Blaster and Splat Bombs or only Burst Bombs to lead the Industrial Squee-Gs to the goal. Ink Sticks, Sanitized Octosnipers, and Sanitized Octobombers impede the path. There are also Ink Switches which must be spun to move the Ink Sticks out of the way. Bounce pads and gushers also must be used in certain segments to progress though the stage.

Checkpoint 1

Squee-G Funk Station starts with a small platform leading the player to a small drop, with a Squee-G carrying a small crate on top of it. After hopping on the Squee-G the player must ink the floor in front of it, before shortly encountering a a sideways grate with a small Splat Switch attached to it, there are also five Power Eggs circling it. After inking the switch the grate moves sideways allowing the Squee-G to pass, and also spawning 5 balloons floating next to a Dash track that leads you to the next checkpoint. Upon touching the Dash track the player is launched onto another Squee-G in a rectangular area, with a couple grates that move upon inking the Splat Switch attached to it, with a square block with a Bounce Pad on it. Another block has a crate on it. When the player lands on the Squee-G three Shielded Twintacle Octotroopers and a Rocket Octocopter spawn. At the very end of the platform there is an Ink Switch which lowers down an uninkable platform with a bounce pad on it, which takes the player up to a Launchpad that leads to the next Checkpoint.

Checkpoint 2

After landing in the next area there is a small block to act as cover from two Octosnipers, which can be lowered down by hitting the multiple Ink Switches across the area, along with another one of the aforementioned Splat Switch-Grate combos preventing the Squee-G from entering the central area. On the platform the Squee-G is situated have two Twintacle Octotroopers on it, along with two Ink refillers that can can easily be reached while riding the Squee-G. In the very centre of the stage there is a dash track on top of an uninkable platform. To the right of the area is a small inkable platform with a small crate and a Ride Rail that leads back to the checkpoint. the very opposite side of the area to the checkpoint is an uninkable platform with a bounce pad on it, which can only be reached after hitting one of the ink switches, that leads to a Launch Pad that takes the player to the fourth checkpoint.

Checkpoint 3

The third checkpoint starts with a Squee-G on a small platform, with an Ink Piston that the player can only avoid by entering squid form while riding the Squee-G. After reaching the next section the player must continue using Squee-Gs to travel underneath more ink pistons, now rotating, that are low enough to damage the player if they aren't in squid form. behind a vertical grate there is a small slope leading to a small crate that contains armour. Above each rotating block there are balloons floating above them, and five balloons floating above the void to the right of the stage. After riding the Squee-G to the opposite platform it leads to the fourth checkpoint.

Checkpoint 4

The only obstacle is a Squee-G with a bounce pad on it, where you have to lead it to the end of the platform in order to reach the ride rail that takes you to the final checkpoint. If you fall off you can take the ride rail to the right of the stage to get back to the checkpoint.

Final Checkpoint

The player's first sight is a dash track that leads to a centre area with a Squee-G carrying another dash track and an Octobomber flying above the lower platform. The player must lure the Squee-G to face the next platform so that you can use the dash track to hop across. At the very opposite end of the platform there is a two stacks up three crates right next to each other, and two Squee-Gs separated by two grates, the closest Squee-G has a dash track facing in the same direction as it, and the one farthest away from the player has the dash track facing in the opposite direction to it. To the right of the platform the player starts on there is a crate containing a power egg pack. In order to reach the goal the player must throw a bomb in the middle of the two grates separating the Squee-Gs, and riding the dash tracks on their backs. If the player does this right they should reach the platform with the goal on it.




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OE Icon CQ Cumber.png C.Q. Cumber's Quotes

This area is home to many Industrial Squee-Gs.
Keep in mind that Squee-Gs respond most particularly to bombs and explosions.
Industrial Squee-Gs are unparalleled paragons of cleaning efficiency.
Take care that you don't get cleaned up yourself.

OE Icon Cap'n Cuttlefish.png Cap'n Cuttlefish's Quotes

That's an Industrial Squee-G. Get its attention with one of your bombs!
Octosnipers ahoy!
Take out all the Octosnipers, Agent 8!
All right, Agent 8 — get a move on and dodge those ink sticks!
Oho — how stylish!

OE Icon Pearl.png Pearl's Quotes

It's open!
Eight — there's a lauchpad!
Those sticks are freaky!
Press B while you're on a Bounce Pad to catch some serious air!
Beautiful bounce!
Man, that cleaning robot is working overtime...

OE Icon Marina.png Marina's Quotes

The way they gobble up ink is adorable!
Looking good!
It looks like you can shoot those ink switches to hide those Octosnipers.
Launchpad spotted!
That Bounce Pad is moving! Or...
That ride rail must be for backtracking.
Sweet — there's a dash track to ride on!
There's two of 'em this time! Use bombs to control their movement!


  • The title and subtitle are references to rapper Warren G:
    • "G-Funk" is the name of a record label founded by him.
    • The subtitle is a reference to the lyric "Regulators, mount up!" from his song Regulate.

Names in other languages

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Language Name Meaning
Japan Japanese 運賃は経費で落とせ
業務用インククリーナーを乗りこなし ゴールせよ!

Unchin wa keihi de otose
Takushichike Tō Eki[note 1]
Gyōmuyō Inku Kurīnā o norikonashi gōru seyo!
Reimburse those fares
Takushichike Island Station
Ride on the Industrial Squee-G to the goal!
Netherlands Dutch Dat scheelt op de ritprijs
Meeliften naar de finish
Lift mee op de Verfschraper XL naar het doel!
That varies on the fare
Piggyback to the finish
Piggyback on the Industrial Squee-G to the goal!
Canada French (NOA) Transfert économique
Boulevard des mécabuvards
Atteins l'arrivée sur le mécabuvard!
Economic transfer
Squee-G Boulevard
Reach the finish line on the Squee-G!
France French (NOE) En voiture, Simone !
Boulevard des mécabuvards
Atteins l'arrivée grâce aux méga-mécabuvards !
Get in the car, Simone![note 2]
Squee-G Boulevard
Reach the finish line with the help of Industrial Squee-Gs!
Germany German Blütenrein ans Ziel!
Fahre auf den Mega-Tintenkiller zum Ziel!
Flower pure to the goal!
Drive on the Industrial Squee-G to the goal!
Italy Italian Un percorso lindo e profumato
Centro Pulizie
Conduci lo scolorator industriale al traguardo!
Russia Russian ...Зайцем на рыбине!
Доберись до цели на рыбочистах XL!

...Zaitsem na rybine!
Doberis' do tseli na rybochistakh XL!
...Dodge the big fish![note 3]
Aunt-Asya Town Station[note 4]
Reach the goal on Industrial Squee-G!
Mexico Spanish (NOA) Entintar y raspar, todo es empezar
El Ensanche
Ve en raspatintas industrial a la meta.
Paint and scrape, everything is a start
Go on Industrial Squee-G to the goal.
Spain Spanish (NOE) Entintar y raspar, todo es empezar
El Ensanche
Alcanza la meta en raspatintas industrial.

Translation notes

  1. A pun on タクシーチケット takushī chiketto (taxi ticket).
  2. A well-known idiom referring to a female French racing driver. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simone_Louise_des_Forest
  3. In terms of "to dodge the fare".
  4. Asya is a Russian female name, commonly used in jokes to name someone's typical aunt.

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