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Team	Gherk-OUT	Gherk-IN
Region	Europe
Start	10 February 2018, 14:00 UTC
End	11 February 2018, 14:00 UTC
Score method	category tally
Result type	combined
Popularity	55.92%	44.08%
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Solo wins	50.95%	49.05%
Team wins	54.63%	45.37%
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Score	3	0
Winner	Gherk-OUT
Region
Start	24 May 2024, 11:22 UTC
End	25 May 2024, 11:22 UTC
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Winner
Region
Start	24 May 2024, 11:22 UTC
End	25 May 2024, 11:22 UTC
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Winner

Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN was a Splatfest event in Splatoon 2. It was held in Europe only. It was announced on 3 February 2018. The results were given on 11 February 2018.

Details

The full name of each choice was "Gherkins in burgers are DISGUSTING!" and "Gherkins in burgers are DELICIOUS!". The team name portion of Splatfest titles was "Gherk-OUT" and "Gherk-IN".

Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN featured the 7th Shifty Station layout, Cannon Fire Pearl.

Shifty Station

Shifty Station

Gallery

Dialogue

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English

Announcement

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “What's your stance on burgers? Can't stand the thought of gherkins inside?”	Marina “Or would you never dream of eating a burger without them?”	NOE
Pearl “Urgh, how can anyone like those things? Way to ruin a perfectly good burger.”	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “You're enjoying a soft, fluffy and juicy mouthful until CRUNCH! Gherkin.”	Marina “...So what you're saying is you're a child who doesn't like a texture in her food.”	NOE
Pearl “Uh, no. I'm saying gherkins taste bitter, TOTALLY vile AND have a nasty crunch.”	Marina “OK, OK... No need to get worked up. It's just a vinegary cucumber, you know.”	NOE
Pearl “-”	Marina “Personally, I love them! So why don't you just give yours to me? It's win-win!”	NOE
Pearl “NO. No gherkins. You can't un-gherk a once-gherked burger.”	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “And vinegary cucumbers? How can you say that?! We have sea cucumber fans!”	Marina “That's...literally not the same thing.”	NOE
Pearl “Well, I think you should be more sensitive towards the sea cucumbers.”	Marina “And I think you should get over this hate of gherkins, because they're delicious!”	NOE
Pearl “What do y'all think? Head over to the Splatfest Terminal and pick a side!”	Marina “-”	NOE

Start

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “How do you like your burgers? With or without gherkins?”	Marina “Head over to the Splatfest terminal and pick a side!”	NOE

Results

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “AWWWW YEAHHHH! I'm saved! Never more will my burgers be gherkified.”	Marina “Noooo! Pearl, wh-what have you done? I'll never enjoy a proper burger again!”	NOE
Pearl “Sure you can. You just gotta get a bit more creative.”	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “Try putting something actually tasty in your burgers instead! Like custard!”	Marina “Pearl! That is not a burger condiment! I don't know where you get these ideas!”	NOE
Pearl “Don't knock it until you've tried it, Marina. Let's live the custard burger dream!”	Marina “If this is a dream, I want to wake up...”	NOE
Pearl “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the square.”	Marina “-”	NOE

Results if Gherk-IN were to win

Pearl's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Pearl “-”	Marina “YAAAAAAAAAY! Now I can enjoy my crunchy, zingy burgers in peace!”	NOE
Pearl “NOOOOO! I can never eat a burger again!”	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “The sea cucumber lobby will never stand for this! What'd you do, pay them off?!”	Marina “Are you saying I cheated? I can't believe you think I'd stoop to that, Pearlie!”	NOE
Pearl “I wouldn't put it past you. You can be real tricksy sometimes...”	Marina “-”	NOE
Pearl “Ugh! What am I gonna chow down on now? I hope you're happy with yourself!”	Marina “Absolutely. I could NOT be happier right now.”	NOE
Pearl “-”	Marina “If you participated in the Splatfest, your prizes are waiting in the Square!”	NOE

Dutch

Announcement

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “Wat vind jij van augurk op je hamburger? Geen denken aan?” (What do you think of gherkin on your hamburger? Not a chance?)	Mariana “Of is het alleen een échte hamburger als er augurk op zit?” (Or is it a real hamburger only if there is gherkin on it?)	NOE
Lorelei “Uitgemaakte zaak. Augurken zijn in strijd met de goede smaak.” (Foregone conclusion. Gherkins are contrary to good taste.)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Dat lekkere zachte broodje, het sappige vlees, en dan KNAK! Die vieze zure bom!” (That delicious soft bun, the juicy meat, and then CRUNCH! That dirty gherkin!)	Mariana “Jij bestelt zeker altijd het kindermenu. Sommige dingen moet je leren eten!” (You definitely always order the children's menu. Some things you have to learn to eat!)	NOE
Lorelei “Als er geen bittere, smerige augurken in zitten, dan graag!” (If it does not have bitter, nasty gherkins in it, then please!)	Mariana “Rustig, rustig. Het is maar een komkommer met een beetje azijn.” (Easy, easy. It is just a cucumber with a little vinegar.)	NOE
Lorelei “-”	Mariana “Ik ben er dol op! Dus waarom geef je me die van jou niet? Winnen we allebei!” (I am fond of it! So why do you not give me yours? We both win!)	NOE
Lorelei “NEE. Geen augurken. Een gegurkte hamburger krijg je nooit meer ontgurkt.” (NO. No gherkins. You never get a gherked hamburger un-gherked again.)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “En wat moeten onze fans die zeekomkommer zijn, niet denken?!” (And what must our fans, that are sea cucumber, not be thinking?!)	Mariana “Dat zijn... echt totaal verschillende dingen.” (Those are... really totally different things.)	NOE
Lorelei “Nou, ik vind dat je wel wat meer respect mag hebben voor zeekomkommers.” (Well, I think you should have a little more respect for sea cucumbers.)	Mariana “En ik vind dat jij wel wat meer respect mag hebben voor die heerlijke augurken!” (And I think you should have a little more respect for those delicious gherkins!)	NOE
Lorelei “Wat vinden jullie? Maak je keuze bij de Splatfest-stemmachine!” (What do you think? Make your choice at the Splatfest voting machine!)	Mariana “-”	NOE

Start

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “Hoe eet jij je hamburgers het liefst? Met of zonder augurk?” (How do you prefer to eat your hamburgers best? With or without gherkin?)	Mariana “Maak je keuze bij de Splatfest-stemmachine!” (Make your choice at the Splatfest voting machine!)	NOE

Results

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “JAAAAAAAAAHAAAA! Ik ben gered! Nooit meer een vergurkte hamburger!” (YEEEEEEEEEAAAAH! I am saved! Never again a gherkified hamburger!)	Mariana “Neeee! Lorelei, wat heb je gedaan? Nooit meer een hamburger zoals-ie hoort...” (Noooo! Pearl, what have you done? Never again a hamburger the way it should be...)	NOE
Lorelei “Doe niet zo dramatisch. Je moet gewoon openstaan voor nieuwe dingen!” (Don't be so dramatic. You just have to be open to new things!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Doe bijvoorbeeld eens iets LEKKERS op je burger! Pudding, bijvoorbeeld.” (Do something TASTY on your burger for a change! Pudding, for example.)	Mariana “Loralei! Dat gaat echt niet! Een hamburger is geen toetje...” (Pearl! That is really not going to work! A hamburger is no dessert...)	NOE
Lorelei “Je weet 't niet zonder te proeven! Maak de puddingburgerdroom werkelijkheid!” (You can't know without tasting it! Make the pudding burger dream reality!)	Mariana “Als dit een droom is, wil ik nu wel wakker worden...” (If this is a dream, then I would really want to wake up now...)	NOE
Lorelei “Deelnemers aan het Splatfest kunnen hun prijzen ophalen op het plein!” (Participants of the Splatfest can pick up their prizes in the square!)	Mariana “-”	NOE

Results if Gherk-IN were to win

Lorelei's Dialogue	Mariana's Dialogue	Region
Lorelei “-”	Mariana “JAAAAAA! Nu kan ik in alle rust van m'n knapperige, pikante hamburgers smullen!” (YEEEEEES! Now I can enjoy my crunchy, piquant hamburgers in peace!)	NOE
Lorelei “NEEEEE! Ik kan nooit meer veilig een hamburger eten!” (NOOOOO! I can never safely eat a hamburger again!)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “De zeekomkommerlobby zou dit nooit accepteren... Heb je ze omgekocht?” (The sea cucumber lobby would never accept this... Did you bribe them?)	Mariana “Beschuldig je me nou van valsspelen? Wat denk je wel niet van me, Lorelei?!” (Are you accusing me of cheating? What do you think of me, Pearl?!)	NOE
Lorelei “Ik weet het niet. Iemand die zo dol is op augurken, is misschien zuur genoeg...” (I don't know. Someone who is that fond of gherkins might be sour enough...)	Mariana “-”	NOE
Lorelei “Bah. Die uitslag kan me niet zure bommen! Ik wil ze echt niet eten!” (Bah. I am not even gherk-interested about the results! I really do not want to eat them!)	Mariana “Je zult zien: als je eraan went, ben je dadelijk net zo dol op wauwgurken!” (You will see: once you get used to them, you will be fond of wow-gherkins just as much!)	NOE
Lorelei “-”	Mariana “Deelnemers aan het Splatfest kunnen hun prijzen ophalen op het plein!” (Participants of the Splatfest can pick up their prizes in the square!)	NOE

French (France)

Announcement

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle « Si je vous dis burger et cornichons, vous répondez : « Jamais de la vie »... » (If I told you burgers and gherkins, you would say: “Never in my life”...)	Coralie « ... ou plutôt : « Bien sûr que oui » ? » (... or rather: “Of course”?)	NOE
Perle « Quelle question ! Le cornichon, c’est LE moyen le plus sûr de gâcher un burger ! » (Some question! A gherkin is THE easiest way to waste a burger!)	Coralie « - »	NOE
Perle « En plein milieu d’une bouchée moelleuse, PAF ! L’aigre condiment de la traîtrise ! » (Right in the middle of a tasty mouthful, BAM! The sour ingredient of treachery!)	Coralie « T’en fais pas un peu trop, Perle ? Je trouve qu’ils relèvant l’ensemble, moi... » (Aren’t you worrying a bit too much, Pearl? I think that they bring everything together...)	NOE
Perle « Bien sûr, comme une bonne cuillerée de vinaigre dans un pain au chocolat... » (Of course, like a good spoonful of vinegar in a chocolate danish...)	Coralie « Je comprends vraiment pas ce blocage. C’est qu’un concombre mariné, tu sais. » (I really don’t understand this hate. It’s like a marinated cucumber, you know.)	NOE
Perle « Tout le monde sait qu’un burger touché par un cornichon est irrécupérable ! » (Everyone knows that a burger touched by a gherkin is ruined!)	Coralie « Moi, j’adore ça ! T’as qu’à me donner les tiens, comme ça le problème est réglé. » (Well, I love it! You just have to give me yours, and just like that, problem solved.)	NOE
Notes: Marina’s line is spoken first.
Perle « Et parler de concombre mariné devant nos fans concombre de mer, sérieux... » (And speaking of marinated cucumbers, in front of our sea cucumber fans, seriously...)	Coralie « Tu plaisantes ? Ils n’ont absolument aucun lien avec les cornichons, voyons ! » (You’re joking? They don’t have any link with gherkins, alright!)	NOE
Perle « Que tu dis ! Tu leur as demandé leur avis aux concombres de mer ? » (Says you! Didn’t you ask them their opinions of sea cucumbers?)	Coralie « J’abandonne. Cette conversation n’a plus aucun sens. » (I give up. This conversation doesn’t make any sense.)	NOE
Perle « Et vous, les amis ? Pour ou contre les cornichons ? N’oubliez pas de voter ! » (And you? For or against gherkins? Don’t forget to vote!)	Coralie « - »	NOE

Start

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle « Les burgers, pour vous, c’est avec ou sans cornichons ? » (Are your burgers with or without gherkins?)	Coralie « N’oubliez pas d’aller voter à la borne festive ! » (Don’t forget to go vote at the Splatfest terminal!)	NOE

Results

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle « OUF ! Soulagement suprême ! Le bon goût a triomphé de l’hérésie gustative ! » (OOF! What a relief! Good taste triumphed the taste battle!)	Coralie « Je vais pas m’en remettre. Mes burgers vont me sembler si fades, désormais... » (I will not recover. My burgers will seem tasteless from now on...)	NOE
Perle « Qu’est-ce que tu racontes ? Il suffit de faire preuve d’un peu d’imagination ! » (What are you takin about? It suffices to show a bit of imagination!)	Coralie « - »	NOE
Perle « Je sais pas, moi, mets un truc bon à la place ! Comme de la crème anglaise ! » (I dunno, put something else instead, like me! Like English cream!)	Coralie « Hein ?! Et pourquoi pas de la pâté pour chats, tant que t’y es ? Je rêve... » (Huh?! And why not a patty for cats, while you’re at it? I’m dreaming...)	NOE
Perle « Garde l’esprit ouvert, Coralie ! C’est une toute nouvelle ère pour les burgers ! » (Keep an open mind, Marina! It’s a whole new era for burgers!)	Coralie « Je vais me réveiller, je vais me réveiller... » (I will wake up, I will wake up...)	NOE
Perle « Les prix attendent les participants au Splatfest sur le square ! » (The prizes await the Splatfest partipants at the Square!)	Coralie « - »

Results if Gherk-IN were to win

Perle's Dialogue	Coralie's Dialogue	Region
Perle « - »	Coralie « OUF ! On a gagné ! Longue vie aux délicieux burgers au cœur croquant ! » ("Phew! We won! Long live the delicious burgers with a crunchy heart!)	NOE
Perle « NOOON ! Je ne pourrai plus jamais mordre dans un burger sans frémir ! » ("NOOOO! I'll never be able to bite into a burger again without shuddering!")	Coralie « - »	NOE
Perle « Et j'imagine même pas le désespoir de la communauté des concombres de mer... » ("And I can't even imagine the desperation of the sea cucumber community...")	Coralie « Arrête avec ça, Perle ! Ne me dis pas que tu crois vraiment à cette histoire ? » ("Stop it with that, Pearl! Don't tell me you really believe this story?")	NOE
Perle « Je ne crois plus en rien, Coralie ! Tous mes espoirs sont anéantis... » ("I don't believe in anything anymore, Marina! All my hopes are dashed...")	Coralie « - »	NOE
Perle « Et tout ça pour un condiment à la noix ! T'es contente, j'espère ? » ("And all of that for a nutty condiment! You're happy, I hope?")	Coralie « Un peu, oui ! Je crois que c'est le plus beau jour de ma vie ! » ("A little, yes! I think it's the best day of my life!")	NOE
Perle « - »	Coralie « Les prix attendent les participants au festival sur le square ! » (The prizes await the participants of the Splatfest in the Square!)	NOE

German

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla „Wie ist eure Meinung? Seid ihr gegen Gurken auf Burgern?“ (What is your opinion? Are you against gherkins on burgers?)	Marina „Oder wäre für euch ein Burger ohne Gurken unvorstellbar?“ (Or would a burger without gherkins be unimaginable for you?)	NOE
Perla „Wie kann die jemand mögen? Damit ruiniert man sich den ganzen Burger!“ (How can anyone like those? You ruin the whole burger with that!)	Marina „-“	NOE
Perla „Man kaut so genüsslich vor sich hin und dann... KNACK, die Gurke!“ (You chew so pleasurably and then ... CRACK, the gherkin!)	Marina „Du warst also ein Kind, das keine Stückchen im Essen mochte.“ (So you were a kid who didn't like bits in your food.)	NOE
Perla „Auf dieses bittere, einfach widerliche 'Stückchen' kann ich gern verzichten!“ (I can gladly do without this bitter, simply disgusting 'bit'!)	Marina „Schon gut... Ist doch nur eine Gurke mit 'n bisschen Essig. Nicht ausflippen.“ (All right... It's just a gherkin with a little vinegar. Don't freak out.)	NOE
Perla „-“	Marina „Ich jedenfalls liebe Gurken! Gib mir doch einfach deine, so hat jeder was davon!“ (I, for one, love gherkins! Just give me yours, so everyone has something!)	NOE
Perla „NEIN. Keine Gurken. Runternehmen macht den Burger nicht wider gut.“ (NO. No gherkins. Taking them out doesn't make the burger good again.)	Marina „-“	NOE
Perla „Und überhaupt, denkst du an die Seegurken unter unseren Fans?“ (And anyway, are you thinking about the sea cucumbers among our fans?)	Marina „Das ist nicht mal annäherend dasselbe!“ (It's not even close to the same thing!)	NOE
Perla „Ich finde, du könntest den Seegurken gegenüber etwas einfühlsamer sein.“ (I think you could be a little more sensitive to the sea cucumbers.)	Marina „Und du solltest aufhören, Gurken so zu hassen, die sind nämlich lecker!“ (And you should stop hating gherkins so much, because they are delicious!)	NOE
Perla „Und was denkt ihr? Trefft eure Wahl am Splatfest-Wahlstand!“ (And what do you think? Make your choice at the Splatfest terminal!)	Marina „-“	NOE

Start

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla „Wie mögt ihr eure Burger? Mit oder ohne Gurke?“ (How do you like your burgers? With or without gherkins?)	Marina „Trefft eure Wahl am Splatfest-Wahlstand!“ (Make your choice at the Splatfest terminal!)	NOE

Results

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla „Gerettet! Nie wieder Gurke auf meinen Burgern!“ (Saved! No more gherkin on my burgers!)	Marina „Neiiin! Perla, ich werde nie wieder einen richtigen Burger genießen können!“ (Noooo! Pearl, I will never be able to enjoy a real burger again!)	NOE
Perla „Doch, natürlich. Du musst nur etwas kreativ werden.“ (Yes, of course you will. You just have to get a little creative.)	Marina „-“	NOE
Perla „Tu einfach was wirklich Leckeres auf deinen Burger! Pudding, zum Beispiel!“ (Just put something really tasty on your burger! Pudding, for example!)	Marina „Perla! Pudding gehört einfach nicht auf einen Burger! Manchmal hast du Ideen...“ (Pearl. Pudding doesn't belong on a burger! You have ideas...)	NOE
Perla „Probier's doch erst mal, Marina! Keine Vorverurteilung, bitte!“ (Try it first, Marina! No prejudice, please!)	Marina „Für das Urteil bin ich bereit, mich ganz weit aus dem Fenster zu lehnen...“ (For the verdict, I'm willing to go way out on a limb....)	NOE
Perla „Wer beim Splatfest dabei war, bekommt seinen Preis auf dem Inkopolis-Platz!“ (Those who participated in the Splatfest will get their prize at Inkopolis Square!)	Marina „-“	NOE

Spanish (Spain)

Announcement

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «¿Estáis en contra de los pepinillos en una hamburguesa porque la estropean?» (Are you against gherkins in your hamburger because they spoil it?)	Marina «¿O más bien pensáis que pierde toda la gracia sin ellos?» (Or do you think it loses all its appeal without them?)	NOE
Perla «A mí no me cabe duda: los pepinillos son una ofensa al buen gusto.» (To me, there's no doubt about it: gherkins are offensive to good taste.)	Marina «-»	NOE
Perla «Odio cuando doy un bocado y de repente me asalta ese sabor tan agrio.» (I hate when I grab a mouthful and all of a sudden, that super sour flavor hits me.)	Marina «Qué infantil... Los sabores agrios y ácidos son un gusto adquirido, ¿sabes?» (That's so childish... sour and acidic flavors are acquired tastes, you know?)	NOE
Perla «No por eso tienen que gustarme todos. Además no soporto la textura crujiente.» (I don't have to like it because of that. Besides, I can't bear that crunchy texture.)	Marina «Tampoco hace falta que te pongas así. Solo son pepinos en vinagre, pobrecitos.» (There's also no need for you to act this way. They're only cucumbers in vinegar, poor things.)	NOE
Perla «-»	Marina «Si no quieres comértelos, dámelos a mí. ¡Así las dos salimos ganando!» (If you don't want to eat them, give them to me. That way, we both win!)	NOE
Perla «Aunque los quite de la hamburguesa, el sabor se sigue notando. Puaj...» (Even though you take them off the hamburger, the flavor is still noticeable. Yuck...)	Marina «-»	NOE
Perla «Además... ¿es que nadie va a pensar en los sentimientos de los pepinos de mar?» (Besides... is anyone gonna think about the feelings of sea cucumbers?)	Marina «¿Y qué tiene que ver una cosa con la otra?» (And what does that have to do with this?)	NOE
Perla «Simplemente creo que debemos respetar a todas las especies marinas y tal.» (I simply think that we should respect all marine species and such.)	Marina «Y yo creo que deberías dar una segunda oportunidad a los pepinillos, Perla.» (And I think that you should give gherkins a second chance, Pearl.)	NOE
Perla «Pero ¿qué opináis los espectadores? ¡Id al terminal de voto y elegid equipo!» (Well, what do the viewers think? Go to the Splatfest Terminal and choose a team!)	Marina «-»	NOE

Start

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «¿Estáis a favor o en contra de los pepinillos en una hamburguesa?» (Are you in favor or against gherkins in a hamburger?)	Marina «¡Pasad por el terminal de voto y elegid vuestro bando!» (Stop by the Splatfest Terminal and choose your side!)	NOE

Results

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «¡Hemos arrasado! Menos mal que os gustan las sensaciones agrias, ¿eh?» (We tore it up! Good thing y'all like sour sensations, eh?)	Marina «Habéis arruinado el concepto de hamburguesa para mucha gente.» (You guys have ruined the concept of hamburgers for many people.)	NOE
Perla «¡No exageres! Sigue habiendo todo un mundo de ingredientes por descubrir.» (Don't exaggerate! There's still a whole world of ingredients to discover.)	Marina «-»	NOE
Perla «Ya verás cuando pruebes aderezos de verdad. ¡Como el merengue!» (You'll see when you try out some real toppings. Like meringue!)	Marina «¡No puedes echarle cosas dulces a una hamburguesa! Menudas ideas...» (You can't chuck sweet stuff on a hamburger! What kinds of ideas...)	NOE
Perla «Hazme caso; te acabará gustando, Marina. Es... ¡impepinable!» (Listen to me; you'll end up liking it, Marina. It's... un-dill-iable!)	Marina «Ese chiste sobraba.» (That pun is pushing it.)	NOE
Notes: Impepinable is Spaniard slang that means "undeniable" or "for sure." It is used by Pearl here to make a pun on pepino (cucumber) or pepinillo (gherkin).
Perla «¡Recordad ir a la plaza para recoger los premios por haber participado!» (Remember to go to the square to pick up the prizes for having participated!)	Marina «-»	NOE

Results if Gherk-IN were to win

Perla's Dialogue	Marina's Dialogue	Region
Perla «-»	Marina «¡Alucina pepinillos! Hemos salvado el honor del ingrediente perfecto.» (Would you look at that! We've saved the honor of the perfect ingredient.)	NOE
Notes: Alucina pepinillos comes from a Spaniard expression that literally means "to halucinate gherkins."
Perla «Es el fin. ¡No podré volver a disfrutar de una hamburguesa nunca más!» (This is the end. I'll never be able to enjoy a hamburger ever again!)	Marina «-»	NOE
Perla «Esta victoria me mosquea. No habrás amañado los resultados, ¿verdad?» (This win infuriates me. You haven't rigged the results, right?)	Marina «¿En serio me crees capaz de hacer algo tan retorcido?» (Do you seriously think I'm capable of doing something so twisted?)	NOE
Perla «No sé, la verdad. La gente que defiende los pepinillos no me inspira confianza.» (I don't know, honestly. People who defend gherkins don't give me much confidence.)	Marina «-»	NOE
Perla «Aunque en realidad me importa un pepino vuestra opinión. ¡Seguiré odiándolos!» (Although I really don't care at all about y'alls opinions. I'll keep on hating them!)	Marina «De poco te servirá... El festival nos ha dado la razón oficialmente.» (That won't do much for you... The Splatfest has officially proved us right.)	NOE
Notes: Me importa un pepino is a Spanish expression that literally means "I care a cucumber."
Perla «-»	Marina «Ya sabéis: ¡los premios por haber participado os esperan en la plaza!» (You know the deal: the prizes for having participated await you at the square!)	NOE

Top 100

Gherk-OUT

Rank	Name	Splatfest Power	Weapon	Headgear	Shoes
1	Kaji	2651	Hero Splatling Replica	King Flip Mesh	Red Hi-Tops
2	G♪наханr	2560	N-ZAP '85	Backwards Cap	Cream Basics
3	カ»ΘΙı	2552	Splattershot	B-ball Headband	Blue Slip-Ons
4	モ。LeMonke	2550	Hero Splatling Replica	Paintball Mask	Purple Hi-Horses
5	G♪Layton	2540	Splattershot	Streetstyle Cap	Blue Slip-Ons
6	Ληδгσmεδα	2530	Hero Shot Replica	Squidfin Hook Cans	Gold Hi-Horses
7	dell	2505	N-ZAP '85	Tennis Headband	Green Laceups
8	TNTBlowzUp	2499	Mini Splatling	Jellyvader Cap	Black Flip-Flops
9	SG√Gekkou	2496	Hero Roller Replica	Camo Mesh	Blue Slip-Ons
10	Triforce	2496	N-ZAP '85	Hockey Helmet	Strapping Whites
11	G♪キりト	2496	Splattershot	Woolly Urchins Classic	Plum Casuals
12	Arkani<3	2495	Herobrush Replica	Pilot Goggles	Trail Boots
13	nonoj	2490	Splattershot	Matte Bike Helmet	Neon Delta Straps
14	BrenDan :3	2488	N-ZAP '85	Hero Headset Replica	Snow Delta Straps
15	VanDerMoro	2487	Hero Shot Replica	18K Aviators	Smoky Wingtips
16	SG»Porky	2486	Splattershot Pro	Studio Headphones	Orca Hi-Tops
17	Dαbby ◇	2485	Hero Blaster Replica	Tennis Headband	White Norimaki 750s
18	SIO♪Víctor	2479	N-ZAP '85	Squid Hairclip	Purple Sea Slugs
19	Fîππ⇒	2478	Tri-Slosher	Jungle Hat	Navy Enperrials
20	イメ Jakomu	2478	Hero Brella Replica	King Flip Mesh	Arrow Pull-Ons
21	GamegomすGs	2475	Blaster	Squid Hairclip	Oyster Clogs
22	a bOi	2474	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Plum Casuals
23	→ Hoppy	2470	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Plum Casuals
24	«Juliaп»	2468	Hero Blaster Replica	Streetstyle Cap	Red Hi-Tops
25	Raven くXミ	2463	Splattershot Pro	Paintball Mask	Black Norimaki 750s
26	[イメ]GintoX	2462	Octobrush	Headlamp Helmet	Angry Rain Boots
27	τσ rоbbe	2459	Splash-o-matic	Urchins Cap	Orange Arrows
28	SGðFury	2459	.52 Gal Deco	Squidvader Cap	Amber Sea Slug Hi-Tops
29	Vallu	2458	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Oyster Clogs
30	КøメAιeeeex	2457	Splat Roller	Backwards Cap	Strapping Whites
31	∂ Cеγlαη	2455	Splattershot	Straw Boater	Blue Slip-Ons
32	Shahar	2451	Splat Roller	Camo Mesh	Red Hi-Tops
33	〃Markus bb	2449	N-ZAP '85	Five-Panel Cap	Clownfish Basics
34	[ept]one2◆	2448	Forge Splattershot Pro	FishFry Biscuit Bandana	Green Iromaki 750s
35	◎ Nillan	2448	Hero Shot Replica	Backwards Cap	White Norimaki 750s
36	モ。Niebo	2444	.96 Gal	Takoroka Mesh	Punk Whites
37	Brian	2443	Firefin Splat Charger	Squidvader Cap	Strapping Whites
38	яı Alexaï	2442	Splat Charger	Urchins Cap	Clownfish Basics
39	Shaduuu	2441	Firefin Splatterscope	Camo Mesh	Clownfish Basics
40	Sεbulση	2440	Hero Roller Replica	Welding Mask	Blue Slip-Ons
41	plontro	2439	Hero Charger Replica	Paisley Bandana	Clownfish Basics
42	τσ Rεταrd	2438	Hero Blaster Replica	Squash Headband	Moist Ghillie Boots
43	Sprite	2437	Splattershot	Woolly Urchins Classic	Cream Basics
44	Fox pro	2437	Splattershot	Jungle Hat	Punk Blacks
45	Yuki☆	2436	Slosher Deco	Squidvader Cap	White Norimaki 750s
46	Xersあ	2435	Splattershot	Splash Goggles	Blue Slip-Ons
47	kρ pepapig	2435	E-liter 4K Scope	Squash Headband	Gold Hi-Horses
48	G♪「おおかみ」ツ	2433	Splattershot Pro	Five-Panel Cap	Hunter Hi-Tops
49	Leonie★Cst	2433	Splatterscope	Jungle Hat	Angry Rain Boots
50	※Alba※	2432	Tri-Slosher	Studio Headphones	Strapping Whites
51	superyoshi	2431	Krak-On Splat Roller	Pilot Goggles	Gray Sea-Slug Hi-Tops
52	Falco-des	2429	Tri-Slosher	Woolly Urchins Classic	Cyan Trainers
53	ыson	2426	Blaster	Sun Visor	Blueberry Casuals
54	～binx～	2423	Heavy Splatling Deco	Half-Rim Glasses	Smoky Wingtips
55	トードジリ・ティ	2423	Mini Splatling	King Flip Mesh	Black Norimaki 750s
56	Inkshi	2423	Hero Roller Replica	White Headband	Blue Slip-Ons
57	Maui⇒Αgαιπ	2422	Hero Splatling Replica	Hero Headset Replica	White Kicks
58	¶-Aησηγmυs	2421	Dualie Squelchers	Studio Headphones	White Norimaki 750s
59	コーギーCorgi	2420	Slosher Deco	Annaki Beret	Purple Sea Slugs
60	TriTendσ	2420	Splat Brella	Jungle Hat	Hunter Hi-Tops
61	iLamon™	2419	Splattershot	Jellyvader Cap	Angry Rain Boots
62	κβi♪Ãž®igĦ	2418	Enperry Splat Dualies	18K Aviators	White Norimaki 750s
63	Herpes	2417	Splatterscope	Squid Hairclip	Blueberry Casuals
64	τaτi	2417	N-ZAP '89	King Flip Mesh	White Norimaki 750s
65	ψ ♀Mystic♂	2416	Hero Blaster Replica	Camo Mesh	White Kicks
66	GherkLoli★	2416	Tri-Slosher	Studio Headphones	Neon Delta Straps
67	カ»JαMãツ	2415	Tri-Slosher	Stealth Goggles	LE Soccer Shoes
68	КøメRuвix	2415	Splattershot	Backwards Cap	Strapping Reds
69	Ann-Catrin	2415	Splattershot Jr.	Snorkel Mask	Punk Whites
70	Ð¥§Edison	2414	N-ZAP '89	Firefin Facemask	Punk Whites
71	Dash Kaïo	2414	N-ZAP '85	Takoroka Mesh	White Norimaki 750s
72	◎ Iso	2414	N-ZAP '85	Special Forces Beret	White Norimaki 750s
73	MON★λmσrσツ	2413	Hero Dualie Replicas	Sneaky Beanie	White Norimaki 750s
74	Emil.ØÎW	2413	Aerospray MG	Headlamp Helmet	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
75	Luni 8	2411	Dualie Squelchers	Squidvader Cap	Black Norimaki 750s
76	G&K Gabin	2411	Splattershot Jr.	Takoroka Visor	Violet Trainers
77	McF00tie	2411	Dualie Squelchers	Snorkel Mask	Red FishFry Sandals
78	SGヌShαd	2411	Hero Dualie Replicas	Backwards Cap	Red Slip-Ons
79	Annalena	2410	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Patched Hat	Punk Whites
80	Alex	2409	Carbon Roller	Fake Contacts	Angry Rain Boots
81	Andreω	2408	Sploosh-o-matic	Jellyvader Cap	Black Dakroniks
82	G♪Nylee27	2408	Blaster	Squid Facemask	Red Hi-Tops
83	ηf☆GHSLuca	2408	Inkbrush	Takoroka Visor	Neon Sea Slugs
84	Anthony	2408	Dualie Squelchers	Studio Headphones	Purple Sea Slugs
85	じぇい	2407	N-ZAP '85	Sneaky Beanie	Pro Trail Boots
86	Deimos{os}	2407	Sploosh-o-matic	18K Aviators	Strapping Whites
87	BluRacer7	2407	Splattershot	Snorkel Mask	Blue Moto Boots
88	ы Baggage	2406	Mini Splatling	House-Tag Denim Cap	Black Norimaki 750s
89	Ayato	2406	Hero Dualie Replicas	Tennis Headband	Sunset Orca Hi-Tops
90	Hadri	2406	Splattershot	King Flip Mesh	White Norimaki 750s
91	Lucario06	2406	Herobrush Replica	Studio Headphones	Punk Whites
92	TyphlOwO	2405	Forge Splattershot Pro	Squidvader Cap	Moist Ghillie Boots
93	Scott くコ:ミ	2405	Sploosh-o-matic	Bobble Hat	Punk Blacks
94	モ。Phyel	2405	Heavy Splatling	Tinted Shades	Mawcasins
95	Loukos	2404	Blaster	Squid Hairclip	Blue Moto Boots
96	Djib	2404	Sploosh-o-matic	18K Aviators	Arrow Pull-Ons
97	Typ	2404	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Skull Bandana	Gray Sea-Slug Hi-Tops
98	Gogombre	2403	Hero Shot Replica	Motocross Nose Guard	Gold Hi-Horses
99	Kobas wife	2402	Inkbrush	Annaki Mask	Strapping Whites
100	【kłeďi】	2401	Tri-Slosher	Backwards Cap	White Norimaki 750s

Gherk-IN

Rank	Name	Splatfest Power	Weapon	Headgear	Shoes
1	アヴハオ	2606	Blaster	Jellyvader Cap	Hunter Hi-Tops
2	Kαti⇒Agαιπ	2563	Tri-Slosher	Jellyvader Cap	Arrow Pull-Ons
3	モ。Brasario	2547	Gold Dynamo Roller	Soccer Headband	Black Norimaki 750s
4	Tymorio	2539	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Studio Headphones	Black Seahorses
5	Ψσsнι ,_,	2514	Tri-Slosher	Jungle Hat	Strapping Whites
6	★RσЬιηツ	2514	Splattershot	Knitted Hat	Blue Slip-Ons
7	Emil	2499	N-ZAP '85	Fake Contacts	Red-Mesh Sneakers
8	Αrmī⇒Agαιn	2496	Tri-Slosher	Jellyvader Cap	Arrow Pull-Ons
9	★Kaze★	2494	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Squid Hairclip	Cream Basics
10	GTIce	2493	Blaster	Squidfin Hook Cans	White Norimaki 750s
11	Liam	2492	Splat Brella	FishFry Visor	Oyster Clogs
12	◎_◎ Tooη ♪	2489	Splattershot	18K Aviators	Navy Red-Soled Wingtips
13	Sunny	2489	Bamboozler 14 Mk I	Retro Specs	Punk Whites
14	∴ Cαmρy ☆	2484	Carbon Roller	Backwards Cap	Snow Delta Straps
15	o Sendou	2480	Hero Blaster Replica	Squidvader Cap	Clownfish Basics
16	Tzk†Ares	2480	Blaster	Half-Rim Glasses	Blue Slip-Ons
17	[WUT]Iκ2мC	2479	N-ZAP '85	Classic Straw Boater	Neon Delta Straps
18	Baywatch	2477	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Fake Contacts	Gray Sea-Slug Hi-Tops
19	Kaugo	2476	E-liter 4K Scope	Squash Headband	Arrow Pull-Ons
20	Subway	2471	Hero Brella Replica	Studio Headphones	Crazy Arrows
21	Luke T	2469	Aerospray MG	Jungle Hat	White Norimaki 750s
22	SB Jonny	2466	Dualie Squelchers	Half-Rim Glasses	Green Iromaki 750s
23	Яi★TidAbiT	2465	Dualie Squelchers	FishFry Visor	Piranha Moccasins
24	S4 Pokéfan	2462	Hero Brella Replica	Matte Bike Helmet	Purple Hi-Horses
25	EZ・Dongxi	2460	N-ZAP '85	18K Aviators	Punk Whites
26	DengerZone	2459	Hero Blaster Replica	Squid Facemask	Blue Slip-Ons
27	にみの_Sammy	2458	N-ZAP '89	Urchins Cap	Black Norimaki 750s
28	orKsDαwαge	2455	Classic Squiffer	18K Aviators	Black Norimaki 750s
29	SK★Wosie	2454	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Designer Headphones	Orange Arrows
30	WS.Dιdι ☆	2453	N-ZAP '85	Dust Blocker 2000	Gold Hi-Horses
31	Loki	2452	Jet Squelcher	Black Arrowbands	Black Norimaki 750s
32	Pidgeify	2447	Splattershot Pro	Studio Headphones	Blue Slip-Ons
33	Tom	2446	Sploosh-o-matic	Snorkel Mask	Black Norimaki 750s
34	oW√Rico	2441	N-ZAP '85	King Facemask	White Norimaki 750s
35	∂ Shiyo!	2441	Octobrush	Jungle Hat	Blue Slip-Ons
36	SB★kenneth	2441	Splattershot	King Flip Mesh	Blue Moto Boots
37	>S Ebz	2439	N-ZAP '85	Squid Hairclip	Black Norimaki 750s
38	R3kt	2438	N-ZAP '85	Paintball Mask	Blue Slip-Ons
39	αιεχαAgαin	2438	Dualie Squelchers	Jungle Hat	Red Hi-Tops
40	「を」Elis™	2437	Hero Blaster Replica	Backwards Cap	Cyan Trainers
41	Lσυιs★Nεκσ	2434	Aerospray RG	Studio Headphones	Trail Boots
42	ιη★Daη	2431	N-ZAP '85	Camo Mesh	Red Hi-Tops
43	iCat	2430	Sploosh-o-matic	Lightweight Cap	Blueberry Casuals
44	GLSector	2429	Dualie Squelchers	Jungle Hat	Orange Arrows
45	fofolle	2429	Octobrush Nouveau	Camo Mesh	White Norimaki 750s
46	Sα¦J0rd1	2427	Heavy Splatling Deco	King Flip Mesh	Blue Moto Boots
47	ニンフイア~¶SQT	2424	Sloshing Machine	Sneaky Beanie	Blue Slip-Ons
48	FGC★Draco	2424	Splatterscope	Takoroka Mesh	Moto Boots
49	Robie-chan	2424	Dualie Squelchers	Studio Headphones	Orange Arrows
50	Koneko	2422	Aerospray MG	Fake Contacts	Blue & Black Squidkid IV
51	Sniprkillr	2421	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Skull Bandana	Acerola Rain Boots
52	Colin	2421	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Squidvader Cap	Black Trainers
53	astro	2420	Splattershot Pro	Firefin Facemask	Punk Cherries
54	メι Akai ツ	2420	N-ZAP '85	Classic Straw Boater	Black Flip-Flops
55	K3V!N	2419	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	18K Aviators	Black Dakroniks
56	Lee	2419	Splattershot Pro	Stealth Goggles	Strapping Reds
57	Mαstεrγ	2419	N-ZAP '85	Retro Specs	Punk Whites
58	WXøXtreme	2418	N-ZAP '85	Welding Mask	Black Norimaki 750s
59	∴ Deadix	2417	N-ZAP '85	Bucket Hat	White Arrows
60	Lucas	2416	Slosher Deco	Tinted Shades	Neon Sea Slugs
61	Brush D™ Δ	2415	Custom Blaster	Half-Rim Glasses	Blue Slip-Ons
62	Tuffi	2413	Carbon Roller	Jellyvader Cap	Amber Sea Slug Hi-Tops
63	Vivi	2413	Dualie Squelchers	Fake Contacts	Angry Rain Boots
64	Tanner	2413	Splattershot	Annaki Beret	Red Hi-Tops
65	Jojo(^0^)	2412	Splat Roller	Lightweight Cap	Purple Iromaki 750s
66	Cday	2410	Splattershot Jr.	Takoroka Mesh	Mint Dakroniks
67	if_たまご	2408	N-ZAP '85	Camo Mesh	White Kicks
68	Thuny	2408	Octobrush Nouveau	King Flip Mesh	White Kicks
69	∴ Zvehee	2407	Blaster	Squid Hairclip	Choco Clogs
70	Aischa	2407	N-ZAP '89	Sneaky Beanie	Turquoise Kicks
71	№~®ippérツ	2406	Splat Brella	Jellyvader Cap	Strapping Whites
72	Tom	2406	Blaster	Takoroka Visor	Smoky Wingtips
73	LoLockLPHD	2405	Hero Shot Replica	King Facemask	Arrow Pull-Ons
74	Jonas	2405	Hero Splatling Replica	Motocross Nose Guard	Black Norimaki 750s
75	モ。Gettway	2405	Enperry Splat Dualies	Paisley Bandana	White Norimaki 750s
76	~Ulysse~	2405	Splat Roller	Hero Headset Replica	Red Hi-Tops
77	JayCraze	2404	Dualie Squelchers	Studio Headphones	Gold Hi-Horses
78	Фя・Bëtch	2404	Splat Roller	Camo Mesh	Deepsea Leather Boots
79	PAF Arkoz	2400	Splattershot	Headlamp Helmet	Purple Sea Slugs
80	Kaito	2398	E-liter 4K	Studio Headphones	Roasted Brogues
81	Skoгрio	2398	N-ZAP '85	Sneaky Beanie	Navy Enperrials
82	⇒ Sou	2397	Sploosh-o-matic	Welding Mask	Red Iromaki 750s
83	CL Master	2397	Dapple Dualies Nouveau	Firefin Facemask	Gold Hi-Horses
84	」をいぬき FR	2396	Tentatek Splattershot	Camo Mesh	Gold Hi-Horses
85	Țśƒ※LiX	2396	Dapple Dualies	Paintball Mask	Black Norimaki 750s
86	ミX> Elias	2396	N-ZAP '89	Woolly Urchins Classic	Clownfish Basics
87	☆Mizuna☆	2396	Tentatek Splattershot	White Headband	Cream Basics
88	¿	2395	Slosher Deco	Streetstyle Cap	Clownfish Basics
89	Benjamin 2	2395	Custom Splattershot Jr.	Squidvader Cap	Orange Arrows
90	Drecksäck	2395	Jet Squelcher	Sun Visor	Black Flip-Flops
91	◇Prism◆	2394	Herobrush Replica	Camo Mesh	Hunter Hi-Tops
92	Z～Hilmar	2393	Hero Blaster Replica	Jellyvader Cap	Hunter Hi-Tops
93	SPU-galin	2392	Splat Roller	Jellyvader Cap	White Norimaki 750s
94	('へ')Вгush	2392	Forge Splattershot Pro	Jungle Hat	Blue Slip-Ons
95	κηυddеけυгz	2391	Dualie Squelchers	Cycle King Cap	Orange Arrows
96	(´∀`)ƒιαsн	2391	Splattershot Pro	Lightweight Cap	Orange Arrows
97	HN・BUTTER	2391	Tri-Slosher	Headlamp Helmet	Blue Moto Boots
98	☆Markus～P1	2390	Hero Shot Replica	Sneaky Beanie	White Norimaki 750s
99	FGC★And789	2388	N-ZAP '89	Bamboo Hat	Black Trainers
100	§☆Nike	2388	Splattershot Pro	18K Aviators	Punk Whites